Keeping Up With The Jones

Episode 28

“I didn’t sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at and I simply...it was almost impossible for me to sweat." -Prince Andrew, Duke of York, 8th in line of the throne

Episode 27

Big words mean big ideas.

Episode 26

I am not responsible for the smashed bullet on my ex-wife's lawn. I'm also not responsible for the cameras that have been pointed at her property or the drone that peers in her window. That is not me. She's not on drugs and her hard drive is safe. Case closed.

Episode 25

If anything's worth the fear, it's worth the fight.

Episode 24

PODCASTER HARASSMENT!!!

Episode 23

Welcome to the neck episode.

Episode 22

The nipples tell me all I need to know about a person.

Episode 21

Credit where credit is due, but I'll need to see 2 forms of ID.

Episode 20

I'm going down down baby your street in a Range Rover. Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go.

Episode 19

Nibblin' on sponge cake. Watchin' the sun bake.